Thanks to this embroidered apron you don't have to worry about keeping your clothes clean when cooking! Hell, if you look like our model you don't even need to have clothes on! The neck loop and long ties, two front pockets, and intricate embroidery in front all come together in an eye-catching and comfy accessory that'll make you long for more time in the kitchen. What you do in that kitchen is your business. 

• 70% polyester, 30% cotton
• Fabric weight: 9 oz/yd² (305 g/m²)
• Size: 20″ × 30″ (50.8 cm × 76.2 cm)
• Adjustable neck loop and long ties
• Pictures or it didn't happen
• Two front pockets
• Blank product sourced from China - we mean the apron you racist prick!