Ever find yourself dazed and confused? Can't remember what you were going to do next? Then this shirt is perfect for you!  It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and lists the most important things in life. If you can read at a first grade level, you can follow along step by step! 

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Do not eat this shirt
• Do not eat while sleeping
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Do not eat this shirt while sleeping