For those days where you want everyone else on planet Earth to leave you alone, we designed a blanket just for that. Great for hangovers, hiding vomit stains - and your shame of losing to Jeff Edgar on Tuesday. Just pull this over your head and have a good cry.

• Integral composition: 100% polyester fibers
• Fabric: 100% polyester (51.5% surface fabric, 48.5% Sherpa fabric)
• Smooth side fabric: 6.49 oz/yd² (220g/m²), Sherpa fabric: 7.08 oz/yd² (240g/m²)
• No Sherpa were harmed in the production of this product