Described as 'One of the best XCAL shirts ever made' by Matt Bare himself! The man pisses excellence in the morning, and drives your wife home after work. He is faster than you too. 

 • 100% cotton
 • Double innuendo in product description
 • Product may haunt your closet
 • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
 • Open-end yarn
 • Tubular fabric
 • Taped neck and shoulders
 • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
 • In B4 RTP. - Just sayin.