Beached Whale Petey Towel
Scare off more pussy than a vacuum cleaner when you wrap yourself up with this super soft and cozy sublimation towel. Features a terrifying image of an endangered Whale Petey captured by Ryan Borges off the coast of Fukushima. This horrifying beach towel will assure your virginity doesn't become endangered this summer or ever again.
• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
• The printed side is made of nightmares