XCAL RACING
HALL OF SHAME

Joe Biden

Key Facts

• UPDATE: NOW THIS MUMBLING CUCK WANTS TO TAX YOUR XCAL WINNINGS!!

• Wants to end the tax cuts Trump Provided that makes XCAL possible

• Wants to send 20 billion dollars to Brazil

• Wants to shut down America

• Wants to shut down XCAL

• Wants mandatory masks during intercourse

• Hair sniffer

• Still uses word "Malarkey"

• Doesn't even know what a Whale Petey IS

• Doesn't know what state he is in, what position he is running for, or who his wife is

• Human sock puppet

• I have never seen Jeff Dunham's "Walter" and Sleepy Joe in the same place at the same time

• Jeff went on to steal this idea. Thanks for watching.

• Batman is Bruce Wayne

Tyler McCray

iRacing ID# 143923

• Probably the nicest guy on this list

• Generously gives to charity

• Generously gives equipment to those in need!

• Runs pace laps like a blonde at a blinking red light

• Toxicity level 10

• Had to block him on all social media contact points

• Honestly, isn't THAT bad...

• I hope he owns crayons

Blake Roark

iRacing ID# 206434

• Old enough to take responsibility for his actions. Oops. NOPE

• 5 years on iRacing

• Crashed into the back of another truck hard enough to send it into two more trucks in the other lane

• This occurred on the initial pace lap

• Argued that what he did was "OK - because the truck in front of him slowed down"

• Maybe try looking more than one truck in front of you

• Especially behind Paul Coleman Jr. who is pacing about 7 trucks back from where he should be

• Maybe this was only half Blake's fault

• At least Paul understands what he did wrong

Kasey Beattie

iRacing ID# 423275

• Age unknown

• Gender unknown

• 1 year on iRacing

• Severe lack of attention span

• Drives a pink truck

• Start and parks are OK

• But not in the middle of turn 3 when running fifth under GREEN

• Just another generic inconsiderate dick weed

"Jimmy Macaroni" Set Up Shop

Sold his soul to sell you set ups

• 22 Year old Owner

• 2 years on iRacing

• Thinks he's good enough to charge for lessons

• Which means he thinks he is better than you

• Thinks he is "above" XCAL

• Looks likes he is part of it now

• Slave to money

• Hit his peak early

Joey Campbell & Tobias Jeffers

Do you even iRacing bro?

• Young enough to live with parents

• Parents won't get them iRacing because they are not loved

• Can't blame the parents for that

• Doing an excellent job of keeping Facebook and Kleenex in business

• Future cucks of America club members

Cole Schroeder

iRacing ID# 409743

• Roughly 15 years old

• 1 Year on iRacing

• We were drag racing

• He was in a space race - with himself

• Launched himself of a pack of cars

• Cleared the tower, the grand stands, and his bowels

• We are black listing him in case he ever lands

Rebecca Jonas

iRacing ID# 458433

• Possibly driving from the womb

• Less than 9 months on iRacing. Hmmmm

• Pulls out just in time to get creamed by a guy named Tyler

• Too bad her dad didn't pull out just in time

Michael Sparks

iRacing ID# 498181

• 16 years old but looks like he's 40

• Less than 1 year on iRacing

• Is a disgusting individual

• Picks his nose and eats it

• Lives in CANADA and voted for Joe Biden in Michigan

• Said he would tell others not to run XCAL events when we were running an event for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital

• Then lied about what he said

• Probably gives covid - 19 to kittens

James Richard2

iRacing ID# 543336

• I'm guessing about 6 years old

• 3 months on iRacing

• Absolute dog shit

• There are no iRacing gods. If there were, they wouldn't let this happen

• Mom should have swallowed

Bobby Johnson3

iRacing ID# 386393

• Age unknown

• 1 year on iRacing

• Fails to obey RACECONTROL, the rule book, and common sense

• Poor representation of a TRUMP car

• Thought the 3rd heat race for St Jude was a try out for Days of Thunder 2

Geoff Hooper

iRacing ID# 364512

• Had better be a squeaker

• 1 Year iRacing member

• Sucks real bad

• Wrecks others

• Wrecks himself

• Decided it was a good plan to full blast reverse up into the racing line after wrecking self - again

• Totally destroys cars driven by actual drivers

• This occurred in a live broadcasted Feature event

Sammy L Smith

iRacing ID# 263214

• Age Unknown

• 3 Years on iRacing

• Joins an official practice just to do donuts on track and wreck into people

• Why is this fun for people?

• Get a life Sammy

Andrew Flores

iRacing ID# 538702

• Man-child

• Less than 1 year on iRacing

• All around rookie

• Says he doesn't deal with "Retards"

• I say it takes one to know one

• Claims to have a 206 Kart

• Could not provide evidence of said kart

• Jerk wad

JJ Henes

iRacing ID# 426088

• 16 Years old

• Less than 1 year on iRacing

• Over privileged - under talented

• Repeated tried to mute RACECONTROL

• Could not figure out how to mute RACECONTROL

• Spent more time complaining than driving

• Does not know what a simulator is

• Kind of kid who will cause the first crash and blame someone else then leave

Steve Stout

iRacing ID# 423020

• Awkward teenager

• Less than 1 year on iRacing

• Insert dick joke here

• A strong and loyal driver

• He left when we kicked his boyfriend

• Blacklist package deal

Riley Music

iRacing ID# 357933

• About 11 years old, squeaker

• 1 Year on iRacing

• Could not follow the simplest line up and start procedure

• Drove like he was bullet proof for 3 laps

• It was a 50 lap heat race

• For a 250 lap feature

• We might let him try again in 2030

• Misspelled "missile" on his iRacing profile

Landon Hathaway

iRacing ID# 147880

• Age unknown

• 6 Year iRacing member

• The 10 Year XCAL members know better

• We are not going to listen to this - ever

william VanDevender

iRacing ID # 336484

• 13 Year old Squeaker

• 2 Years on iRacing

• Spells his first name with a lowercase letter

• Shows up last minute to a cash race - begs for a set up

• Dressed his car like a furry (your trading paints may vary)

• I don't think he could see over the wheel and reach pedals at same time

Taylor Gray

iRacing ID# 272358

• Age Unknown

• 3 Years on iRacing

• Aspired to be the pace car

• Could not maintain pace speed

• Visited the turn 3 beer stand

• Used the V.I.P. parking

• We had him towed

Ken Soszka

iRacing ID# 208819

• 54 Years Old

• 4 Years on iRacing

• Currently representing ALL the Karens we have blocked from the forums

• Never seen one dude complain so much about a chance at free money

• Perfect example of the right skill set and wrong attitude

• Tried to tell XCAL how to run its shit

• Most of his advice would cause the exact opposite of what we are looking for to happen

• Has serious issues with reading, links, and admitting he is wrong

• THANK YOU FOR BUMPING THAT POST TO THE TOP SO MANY TIMES

James Goldsztajn

iRacing ID# 392395

• Age Unkown

• 1 whole year on iRacing

• Can not follow the simplest orders from RACECONTROL

• Gets black flagged and brake checks the field under green

• Thinks he is going to "take his ball and go home"

• It was never YOUR ball James

Riley Halverson II

iRacing ID# 62761

• Old enough to know better

• 9 Year iRacing member

• One of those douches who think they are more important than others

• Confused XCAL with Microsoft Flight Sim

• Departed from Texas, landed here

Landon Lalonde

iRacing ID# 299486

• 22 Years young

• 2 years on iRacing

• Still confuses the gas and brake pedals

• Either really bad, or just an asshole

Brian Loftin

iRacing ID# 24924

• 11 Year iRacing member

• Finally decides he has enough - in one of our events of course

• Decides to take someone out under green

• Not worth XCAL's time

Kyle Roose

iRacing ID# 351313

• Another damn squeaker

• 2nd year iRacing rookie

• Usual intentional wrecking

• Was dumb enough to mic up and tell RACECONTROL he did it

AJay Potrzebowski

iRacing ID#418218

• Age unknown

• First year iRacer

• Is really good on dirt

• Somehow didn't realize we were on a road course

• Blew through the field like a category 4 hurricane

• But only because the field knew what track we were on

Bo Brady

iRacing ID# 357076

• 30 Years old

• 1 year on iRacing

• Has no idea what a good event even looks like

• 2 Time Universal Champion

• Brought 39.5 laps of talent to a 40 lap heat race

• Wrecked field and got mad at XCAL

• Thinks he knows what LARPing is

• Has no idea what LARPing is

• First driver to get per-ma-banned from our Discord

• Might be Antifa

Ryan Corbett

iRacing ID# 298499

• 2 year iRacing Rookie

• (Failure)

• Intentionally right reared another car

• Generic iRacing trash

Dean Pinten

iRacing ID# 427725

• 14 Year old garbage

• First year on iRacing

• Should have been a Malaysian Airline Pilot

Majo Rodríguez

iRacing ID# 479780

• Old enough

• < 1 year on iRacing

• Failure to complete the opening pace lap without running off course 7 times

• Sparing her the embarrassment of a replay

• You say you wouldn't. But you would.

Marty Coolidge

iRacing ID# 490990

• First year on iRacing

• Got circumcised in our live event :-/

• You can hear it in his replay

Colton Zimmer

iRacing ID# 418707

• Just another squeaker

• < 1 year on iRacing

• We caught him making out in the corner with Marty Coolidge

• Should just go play video games

Christian Balliet

iRacing ID# 478273

• Usual iRacing dog shit

• Forever gone from our eyes

• Forever spinning in our hearts

Dan Wright

iRacing ID# 417415

• First year "iRacer"

• Can't even remember, he became so insignifcant

• We have a replay in the Google drive

Brandon Campbell7

iRacing ID# 482210

• < 18 Years Old

• New account for Brandon Campbell 4 (ID# 127749)

• 9/11'ed the leader under caution

• Probably retaliation for us kicking his boyfriend

Josh Langille

iRacing ID# 209007

• < 18 Years Old

• 4 Years on iRacing

• Extremely immature in chat

• Repeatedly made contact under caution

• Disobeyed commands from RACECONTROL

• We finally caught him having bumper sex with Brandon Campbell7

Jordan Rushton

iRacing ID# 339358

• < 18 Years Old

• 1 Year on iRacing

• Mainly guilty by association

Additional issues involving:

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Kaleb Hall

iRacing ID# 425942

• <12 Years Old

• Less than 1 year on iRacing

• Intentionally wrecked other drivers in multiple events

• Caused XCAL Racing financial damages

• Has no business being on iRacing

• Suicide Bombed the field at Michigan

Jeffrey Guilbault

iRacing ID# 362313

• 27 Years Old - (acts like a 14 year old)

• 1 year on iRacing

• Intentionally wrecked another driver under caution and lied about it

• Caused XCAL Racing financial damages

• When given a second chance showed no remorse and used his time to complain about getting a chance at free money

• After event emailed XCAL asking to be black listed... well here ya go numbnuts

Brandy Richardson

iRacing ID# 489233

• About 9 Years Old

• Less than 1 year on iRacing

• Intentionally wrecked other drivers in multiple events

• Has no business being on iRacing

Felix Gratton

iRacing ID# 343674

• 15 Year Old Squeaker

• 1 year on Iracing

• Intentionally wrecked other drivers under caution

Jimmy Frazier

iRacing ID# 236619

• In his mid 20's

• 4 years on iRacing

• Intentionally wrecked another driver under caution

• Caused XCAL Racing financial damages