XCAL RACING
HALL OF SHAME
Some drivers are just not XCAL material. Others are unfit to be on iRacing at all. If you feel you have been added to this list by mistake, please contact us immediately. XCAL treats the construction and officiating of its events like a vineyard crafting a fine wine. If a driver has treated one like a warm can of Natty Ice, you will find them listed below. Congratulations boys, and now girls, all of you are famous.
HALL OF SHAME DRIVERS ARE DEEMED INELIGIBLE FOR COMPETITION UNLESS CLEARED BY THE PRESIDENT OF XCAL RACING. CONTACT PRESIDENT@XCALRACING.COM TO INQUIRE ABOUT COMPETITION IN FUTURE EVENTS. IF WE HAVE BLOCKED YOUR EMAIL BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING A TURD, YOU MAY CONTACT US AT THE ADDRESS LISTED ON THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE. LETTERS MUST BE HAND WRITTEN - IN CRAYON.
Joe Biden
Key Facts
UPDATE: NOW THIS MUMBLING CUCK WANTS TO TAX YOUR XCAL WINNINGS!!
Wants to end the tax cuts Trump Provided that makes XCAL possible
Wants to send 20 billion dollars to Brazil
Wants to shut down America
Wants to shut down XCAL
Wants mandatory masks during intercourse
Hair sniffer
Still uses word "Malarkey"
Doesn't even know what a Whale Petey IS
Doesn't know what state he is in, what position he is running for, or who his wife is
Human sock puppet
I have never seen Jeff Dunham's "Walter" and Sleepy Joe in the same place at the same time
Jeff went on to steal this idea. Thanks for watching.
Batman is Bruce Wayne
Tyler McCray
iRacing ID# 143923
Probably the nicest guy on this list
Generously gives to charity
Generously gives equipment to those in need!
Runs pace laps like a blonde at a blinking red light
Toxicity level 10
Had to block him on all social media contact points
Honestly, isn't THAT bad...
I hope he owns crayons
Blake Roark
iRacing ID# 206434
Old enough to take responsibility for his actions. Oops. NOPE
5 years on iRacing
Crashed into the back of another truck hard enough to send it into two more trucks in the other lane
This occurred on the initial pace lap
Argued that what he did was "OK - because the truck in front of him slowed down"
Maybe try looking more than one truck in front of you
Especially behind Paul Coleman Jr. who is pacing about 7 trucks back from where he should be
Maybe this was only half Blake's fault
At least Paul understands what he did wrong
Kasey Beattie
iRacing ID# 423275
Age unknown
Gender unknown
1 year on iRacing
Severe lack of attention span
Drives a pink truck
Start and parks are OK
But not in the middle of turn 3 when running fifth under GREEN
Just another generic inconsiderate dick weed
"Jimmy Macaroni" Set Up Shop
Sold his soul to sell you set ups
22 Year old Owner
2 years on iRacing
Thinks he's good enough to charge for lessons
Which means he thinks he is better than you
Thinks he is "above" XCAL
Looks likes he is part of it now
Slave to money
Hit his peak early
Joey Campbell & Tobias Jeffers
Do you even iRacing bro?
Young enough to live with parents
Parents won't get them iRacing because they are not loved
Can't blame the parents for that
Doing an excellent job of keeping Facebook and Kleenex in business
Future cucks of America club members
Cole Schroeder
iRacing ID# 409743
Roughly 15 years old
1 Year on iRacing
We were drag racing
He was in a space race - with himself
Launched himself of a pack of cars
Cleared the tower, the grand stands, and his bowels
We are black listing him in case he ever lands
Rebecca Jonas
iRacing ID# 458433
Possibly driving from the womb
Less than 9 months on iRacing. Hmmmm
Pulls out just in time to get creamed by a guy named Tyler
Too bad her dad didn't pull out just in time
Michael Sparks
iRacing ID# 498181
16 years old but looks like he's 40
Less than 1 year on iRacing
Is a disgusting individual
Picks his nose and eats it
Lives in CANADA and voted for Joe Biden in Michigan
Said he would tell others not to run XCAL events when we were running an event for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital
Then lied about what he said
Probably gives covid - 19 to kittens
James Richard2
iRacing ID# 543336
I'm guessing about 6 years old
3 months on iRacing
Absolute dog shit
There are no iRacing gods. If there were, they wouldn't let this happen
Mom should have swallowed
Bobby Johnson3
iRacing ID# 386393
Age unknown
1 year on iRacing
Fails to obey RACECONTROL, the rule book, and common sense
Poor representation of a TRUMP car
Thought the 3rd heat race for St Jude was a try out for Days of Thunder 2
Geoff Hooper
iRacing ID# 364512
Had better be a squeaker
1 Year iRacing member
Sucks real bad
Wrecks others
Wrecks himself
Decided it was a good plan to full blast reverse up into the racing line after wrecking self - again
Totally destroys cars driven by actual drivers
This occurred in a live broadcasted Feature event
Sammy L Smith
iRacing ID# 263214
Age Unknown
3 Years on iRacing
Joins an official practice just to do donuts on track and wreck into people
Why is this fun for people?
Get a life Sammy
Andrew Flores
iRacing ID# 538702
Man-child
Less than 1 year on iRacing
All around rookie
Says he doesn't deal with "Retards"
I say it takes one to know one
Claims to have a 206 Kart
Could not provide evidence of said kart
Jerk wad
JJ Henes
iRacing ID# 426088
16 Years old
Less than 1 year on iRacing
Over privileged - under talented
Repeated tried to mute RACECONTROL
Could not figure out how to mute RACECONTROL
Spent more time complaining than driving
Does not know what a simulator is
Kind of kid who will cause the first crash and blame someone else then leave
Steve Stout
iRacing ID# 423020
Awkward teenager
Less than 1 year on iRacing
Insert dick joke here
A strong and loyal driver
He left when we kicked his boyfriend
Blacklist package deal
Riley Music
iRacing ID# 357933
About 11 years old, squeaker
1 Year on iRacing
Could not follow the simplest line up and start procedure
Drove like he was bullet proof for 3 laps
It was a 50 lap heat race
For a 250 lap feature
We might let him try again in 2030
Misspelled "missile" on his iRacing profile
Landon Hathaway
iRacing ID# 147880
Age unknown
6 Year iRacing member
The 10 Year XCAL members know better
We are not going to listen to this - ever
william VanDevender
iRacing ID # 336484
13 Year old Squeaker
2 Years on iRacing
Spells his first name with a lowercase letter
Shows up last minute to a cash race - begs for a set up
Dressed his car like a furry (your trading paints may vary)
I don't think he could see over the wheel and reach pedals at same time
Taylor Gray
iRacing ID# 272358
Age Unknown
3 Years on iRacing
Aspired to be the pace car
Could not maintain pace speed
Visited the turn 3 beer stand
Used the V.I.P. parking
We had him towed
Ken Soszka
iRacing ID# 208819
54 Years Old
4 Years on iRacing
Currently representing ALL the Karens we have blocked from the forums
Never seen one dude complain so much about a chance at free money
Perfect example of the right skill set and wrong attitude
Tried to tell XCAL how to run its shit
Most of his advice would cause the exact opposite of what we are looking for to happen
Has serious issues with reading, links, and admitting he is wrong
THANK YOU FOR BUMPING THAT POST TO THE TOP SO MANY TIMES
James Goldsztajn
iRacing ID# 392395
Age Unkown
1 whole year on iRacing
Can not follow the simplest orders from RACECONTROL
Gets black flagged and brake checks the field under green
Thinks he is going to "take his ball and go home"
It was never YOUR ball James
Riley Halverson II
iRacing ID# 62761
Old enough to know better
9 Year iRacing member
One of those douches who think they are more important than others
Confused XCAL with Microsoft Flight Sim
Departed from Texas, landed here
Landon Lalonde
iRacing ID# 299486
22 Years young
2 years on iRacing
Still confuses the gas and brake pedals
Either really bad, or just an asshole
Brian Loftin
iRacing ID# 24924
11 Year iRacing member
Finally decides he has enough - in one of our events of course
Decides to take someone out under green
Not worth XCAL's time
Kyle Roose
iRacing ID# 351313
Another damn squeaker
2nd year iRacing rookie
Usual intentional wrecking
Was dumb enough to mic up and tell RACECONTROL he did it
AJay Potrzebowski
iRacing ID#418218
Age unknown
First year iRacer
Is really good on dirt
Somehow didn't realize we were on a road course
Blew through the field like a category 4 hurricane
But only because the field knew what track we were on
Bo Brady
iRacing ID# 357076
30 Years old
1 year on iRacing
Has no idea what a good event even looks like
2 Time Universal Champion
Brought 39.5 laps of talent to a 40 lap heat race
Wrecked field and got mad at XCAL
Thinks he knows what LARPing is
Has no idea what LARPing is
First driver to get per-ma-banned from our Discord
Might be Antifa
Ryan Corbett
iRacing ID# 298499
2 year iRacing Rookie
(Failure)
Intentionally right reared another car
Generic iRacing trash
Dean Pinten
iRacing ID# 427725
14 Year old garbage
First year on iRacing
Should have been a Malaysian Airline Pilot
Majo Rodríguez
iRacing ID# 479780
Old enough
< 1 year on iRacing
Failure to complete the opening pace lap without running off course 7 times
Sparing her the embarrassment of a replay
You say you wouldn't. But you would.
Marty Coolidge
iRacing ID# 490990
First year on iRacing
Got circumcised in our live event :-/
You can hear it in his replay
Colton Zimmer
iRacing ID# 418707
Just another squeaker
< 1 year on iRacing
We caught him making out in the corner with Marty Coolidge
Should just go play video games
Christian Balliet
iRacing ID# 478273
Usual iRacing dog shit
Forever gone from our eyes
Forever spinning in our hearts
Dan Wright
iRacing ID# 417415
First year "iRacer"
Can't even remember, he became so insignifcant
We have a replay in the Google drive
Brandon Campbell7
Kaleb Hall
iRacing ID# 425942
<12 Years Old
Less than 1 year on iRacing
Intentionally wrecked other drivers in multiple events
Caused XCAL Racing financial damages
Has no business being on iRacing
Suicide Bombed the field at Michigan
Jeffrey Guilbault
iRacing ID# 362313
27 Years Old - (acts like a 14 year old)
1 year on iRacing
Intentionally wrecked another driver under caution and lied about it
Caused XCAL Racing financial damages
When given a second chance showed no remorse and used his time to complain about getting a chance at free money
After event emailed XCAL asking to be black listed... well here ya go numbnuts
Brandy Richardson
iRacing ID# 489233
About 9 Years Old
Less than 1 year on iRacing
Intentionally wrecked other drivers in multiple events
Has no business being on iRacing
Felix Gratton
iRacing ID# 343674
15 Year Old Squeaker
1 year on Iracing
Intentionally wrecked other drivers under caution
Jimmy Frazier
iRacing ID# 236619
In his mid 20's
4 years on iRacing
Intentionally wrecked another driver under caution
Caused XCAL Racing financial damages